My friend Tina hasn’t picked up a whisk since John Major. But for those of you who do happen to know a spatula from a saxophone, here are some of my favourite recipes.
If I were to hear on the grapevine that you’ve been keeping secret a perfectly nice recipe using one of my products, I’d be all shades of livid. It’s just not worth it, pickle.
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Well excuse you! There are some stockings I’d like to keep to myself, so I’ll mind you to try elsewhere, duck...
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to go snooping around people’s private property? Take your business elsewhere please and you might have a little more luck.
Oof! I haven’t felt anything there since nice Steve was helping at boxercise. Just try another and we’ll say no more...
You’re colder than a pound of smoked salmon, my cupcake. Have another go...
The gift that keeps on giving? Chance would be a fine thing, Geoffrey. But keep looking, dearie – you never know what you’ll find...
